1. Art is the repetition of disappointment.
2. Things that count only count for a couple years anyway.
3. You will always be afraid of your fears.
4. Drinking has solved every problem I’ve ever had.
5. The meek eat shit on a daily basis.
6. Have you checked your closet for Jesus?
7. Every morning, standing over the toilet, there’s a nice
moment before I realize how much I hate everything.
8. I’ve disappointed more people than you’ve even met.
9. Think how nasty people would look without hygiene. Worse than
rats.
10. Beauty is always unaware of itself.
11. God and country are the worst reasons to kill a person.
12. Worst case scenario: you are captured and tortured.
13. Even on the worst day, pooping is a good thing.
14. Most days I just wish I could be more like me.
15. If not for other people, I’d be an absolute miracle
Dylan Nice via thealleghenyhangover.blogspot. com
